Killed a Troll in Elderon

Waiting for my steed

and I was feel almost and sweet as my jeans

I began to comb my sweet mustache

Kurt DM'd My campaign

and sent me on my way to Baldur's Gate



Well I pulled out my harpoon

and my dirty wooden shield

I played it cool while the orc caravan passed me by

Golden Shields, Golden Meade

I prepared to make it mine

and I prayed to every deity I knew



Tony's just another word for, kicking ass every day

kicking, kicking it all around the world

Eating flesh is tasty work, if you're Tony Lindenmuth

Don't let turkeys get in the way

of me, me and my sweet sweet saltines



I came from the dwarven gold mine

and I decided to have fun

The orcs felt the fury of my pole

Their skin felt like leather

In 1/2 an hour they were done

Yeah, their women maybe, could help me some.



I made my final decision, man

I put them on my steed

I was heading for a cave, and then I found it.

Then, I sired half-orc children,

and put them in a cage

To be held there, until I got an idea



Tony's just another word for, kicking ass every day

Kicking, all day and every day.

Eating flesh is tasty work, if you're Tony Lindenmuth

I said, Don't let turkeys get in my way

of me, me and my sweet sweet saltines.



Mmm mm mm

Mmm mm mm mm

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah



Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah

Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Hey, now Saltine

Oh Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah



Well, I sold all my children

Sold them to a man

I said, "You know my usual"

He handed me a tasty box

Saltines, now

Hey now Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah



Woo

La-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la-la

Hey, hey, hey Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah



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la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la-da la

Hey, hey, hey, Sweet Sweet Saltines, yeah

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