The Tominomicon
30.4.07
Why joining the Hillary Clinton make me a sandwich group was the best career move I ever made.
It's was smart because I love women. Follow me on this one...
I love women-
Women (save dykes) love chocolate and dick-
I have a dick-
I love sandwiches-
People love babies-
Women love babies-
Babies make you happy-
Dick provides babies-
Women love my dick-
I love sandwiches-
Women want babies-
Women want dick-
Women want me-
I want sandwiches
Women want me to have sandwiches-
Women love making sandwiches--------Because women love babies.
Ergo... If women want to be happy they need to make me sandwiches, what about that is so hard to understand?
ZOMG!!1 sANDWICHES
OMGMETH sANDWICHES!!
ZWHAT!?! NEIN sANDWICHES?
DOUBLE MEAT 99 CENTS
¶ 8:36:00 PM 0 Comments
I love women-
Women (save dykes) love chocolate and dick-
I have a dick-
I love sandwiches-
People love babies-
Women love babies-
Babies make you happy-
Dick provides babies-
Women love my dick-
I love sandwiches-
Women want babies-
Women want dick-
Women want me-
I want sandwiches
Women want me to have sandwiches-
Women love making sandwiches--------Because women love babies.
Ergo... If women want to be happy they need to make me sandwiches, what about that is so hard to understand?
ZOMG!!1 sANDWICHES
OMG
ZWHAT!?! NEIN sANDWICHES?
DOUBLE MEAT 99 CENTS
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17.4.07
The Plays
Has anyone read the Cho Seung Hui plays yet?
They display a blatant disregard for the safety of everyone on that campus on the part of the VT administration. I can grasp that there must be great number of complaints and suspicious activities that occur on that campus, but what he wrote, that callous disregard for human nature, the inability to understand simple human discourse and the detachment from how the world works all point to how this could have and should have and needed to be stopped early. Cho was a senior in the English program at VT, but he was unable to make the characters in his plays interact like normal people do. All that would have been required of any student or faculty member would have been to go one step beyond recognizing that Cho obviously had a skewed view of the world and human life.
On all cylinders and at all levels he lacked base societal skills. He should have been in a program at VT that would have helped him cope with this, the plays wanton violence, lack of explanation and sanity are disgusting. I think everyone should read these.
http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/17/cho-seung-huis-plays/
¶ 8:05:00 PM 0 Comments
They display a blatant disregard for the safety of everyone on that campus on the part of the VT administration. I can grasp that there must be great number of complaints and suspicious activities that occur on that campus, but what he wrote, that callous disregard for human nature, the inability to understand simple human discourse and the detachment from how the world works all point to how this could have and should have and needed to be stopped early. Cho was a senior in the English program at VT, but he was unable to make the characters in his plays interact like normal people do. All that would have been required of any student or faculty member would have been to go one step beyond recognizing that Cho obviously had a skewed view of the world and human life.
On all cylinders and at all levels he lacked base societal skills. He should have been in a program at VT that would have helped him cope with this, the plays wanton violence, lack of explanation and sanity are disgusting. I think everyone should read these.
http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/04/17/cho-seung-huis-plays/
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A paper I wrote in Freshman Year
This is probably the best/worst paper I ever wrote... best because the humor still makes me chuckle, and worst because the serious parts are pretty bad... ENJOY!!!!111
In the non-fiction work, Mediated by Thomas De Zengotita the wool is pulled off of our eyes and we are shown how the media has shaped our lives. I found the book to be very informative and eye-opening on the subject of how the media shapes our world and the way we live in it. I cannot think of another non-fiction book which has such a well thought-out message. The book has a very positive message concerning the effects of the media on the way we live our lives.
In the intorduction to the book we are shown how Thomas De Zengotita reacted when John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the president at that time, was shot from a book repository in Dallas, Texas. Zengotita explains that he was relatively expressionless when compared to the other people in the room. The other people in the room where dance students and others who were reacting to the assasination very extremely, but hell, dance students. You know what I mean? Fuckers seem like extreme bitches by today’s standards.
In the beginning of the book Zengotita asks us what we would do in a certain situation without any media to help us. This section is called Recalling the Real. In this section we are asked to try to remember what is real in the world and is not controlled by what the media forces us to perceive things as. I liked this section because it was fun and was happy to my palette. I ate this page for two reasons. One I was damn hungry, and two, hey, who else can say they ate that page of that book.
Following this Zengotita entitles the chapter “Surfing the Opinions” which asks the reader what he or she watches on their home television that does not show an opinion to them. I know form personal experience that this is very true. Our perception of beauty is controlled by what we see on the television. Some people may say Mother Theresa was a beautiful person but not one person would enjoy taking her home to her parents because of her looks. Sure she was a good person but I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick. At least not in her present state, dead. How every I did find this section of the book to be very informative of how to extricate yourself from the media fat cats who don‘t finish their plankton.
Zengotita addresses how people refuse to believe these tales in the section entitled “In Denial.” Zengotita Shows us how we refuse to believe that we are subject to denying that we are under any media control which was highlighted earlier in the text. People refuse to believe this because mainly they’re gay but other than that they like to think that they have complete control over their thoughts and actions, but they were bought and sold decades ago, the shit they shuffle around now… pffft *makes jerking off motion with hand. Zengotita also has about 10 different definitions for real which I really don’t have any time for because I’m a busy man I got bitches to do.
In the next section the author introduces “The Blob” which is not the 1950’s movie which was remade in the late 80’s early 90’s no sir. This blob refers to the media and all the opinion it has formed for us throughout our lives. We are controlled by the blob, (that is to say, all of us except lord Zengotita, who sits on his tower and pisses on society.) because the blob forms our opinions and tells the populous how to behave we are subject to this creation that Zengotita pulled out of his ass.
The next section is entitled “The Hard Part. I was fooled into believing this was about erect penises, I couldn’t have been more wrong. “The Hard Part” is about absorbing the other lessons presented in the introduction to the book and coming to terms with them. Zengotita encourages people to realize that their lives have been controlled by the media and with their new knowledge they can see how our lives have been dictated by the media.
This is where Zengotita begins the second chapter of the book, entitled “Chapter two.” This chapter in broadest terms is is about how we as a society are hopelessly devoted to children and will do anything for them, especially Ed Glenbockie who tries to have sex with pre-teens preeeee-teeeens. We are shown many big words in this chapter and some of the sections are “a collective memoir,” and “Ironic Parenting.” this chapter is highly concerned with the was we treat children and how the blob has affected the children.
The first section of this chapter is titled “a collective memoir.” This chapter reflects on Zengotitas life as a child in 1950’s America and how it has shaped him as an adult. This chapter also relates the lives of people that are contemporaries of Zengotita to the author. He relates the similar experiences that they have all had like being wholesome and liking stuff from the 50’s like bicycles and comic books and getting crunk.
Following that section there is a section called “Ironic Parenting.” ironically This section focuses on the irony of parenting ironically and how ironic parenting perpetuates ironic irony in parents. Several reasons are cited as reasons why irony has entered into parenting and how this can be overcome. People in the 50’s began the trend toward idolizing children and now it is being followed up on by the people of today. Richard Rorty is mentioned as a source for this section because he is a skin flute.
The next section is titled “The cult of the child.” This section is not devoted to any anarchal cult like the cult of the golden calf, of which I am the grand Cyclops wizard of the invisible empire. This chapter refers to the intense religiosity people today have over children. Today people treat children like little racecars that keep in some sort of collectable case and treat with ice cream and stickers and… Morgan Freeman
.Zengotita’s novel is very good at delving into the secret world ruled by robots and by wizards. However if the balance is lost then all Hades will be released unto the world. Without putting stringent rules on the sales of moon sapphires there is no way to limit the access to the Gate of Karrash. We all know that the is no way to completely stop the Wizards stranglehold on the sale of shares in Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice. This causes the people of Loompah Land to sell their labor to the mighty despot William Q. Wonka, the Q stands for Qunicy. Thousands of Oompah-Loompahs die at the hands of starvation, AIDS, and Vermicious Canids. “These atrocities can not be overlooked, we must put a stop to Wonka’s misdirection and lies” said Attorney General John Ashcroft. “The world has, for too long, turned a blind eye to Wonka’s malevolence.” Said Bill Brasky. Along with Oompah-Loompahs Wonka has also ended the lives several Robots, Eskimos, and Pirates because they refused to work in his labor shops. Wonka spoke out against the allegations directed toward him saying “I am in no way shape or form a despot, White Power!” However one area resident claims “I hear the little boys or whatever they are getting burned alive up in that tower over there, then this smoke comes out of it like it’s a barbecue or something I don’t know if I had those little boys I keep them, you know, touch them or something.” However this brings about an even greater issue, the problem of Oompah-Loompah’s being sold into the Cambodian sex market. “The people of Cambodia love them some fine Oompah-Loompah” Said sole soul member of the Bush Administration, Sonny D-Money. Several members of the asain islands shun the perpetuation of the molestation and rape of the innocent orange-faced, green-haired, singing, things. And a Union is beginning to form to put a stop to the introduction of the victims to the hostile situations. A stop would cause a fissure to develop. You looking’ for a seismic event? well you’re dancing on the fault line. I have seven children what do you want from me ethel. Ethel merman, wow. I’m so exicted, and I just can’t hide it came from beneath the sink. We are the bears shuffling through, shuffling’ on down, doin it for you. Hey you yeah you what’s on you plate? Pasta Fazzoul? More like pasta for fools. Where is it, there, where? No I saw it under the sink no not that sink, it’s right here and I need to see what I need to see, so leave it go. Do you see what I see? Not a star, it’s a big elephant ass, look at it, all wrinkly.
Chuck Norris could probably kick Andre the giant’s ass. Let’s look at the facts here Andre: Sure he’s like a thousand feet tall and eats 2-3 babies to sustain his strength (you thought he was dead, however he must hide away until he can find a way to conceal the rage within him). Norris on the other hand is the most influential person to ever walk this earth. He has killed more neo-communists and terrorists than the United States Government could ever dream of. In possibly Norris’ greatest work he pairs up with Lee Marvin for Delta Force. In this movie Norris’ single-handedly destroys an entire terrorist cell for the fun of it. Norris’ academic record is spotless, of course living for 6,000 years has helped this. As you my of may not recall Charles Norris was also known as King Charles the I. Many people inquire as to how Chuck Norris got the rugged good looks he possesses. The answer is simple, back when the Earth was young Charles Norris met with Lucifer to discuss the future of the planet. Now of course at this time Norris was but a pupa and so he sold to Beelzebub his soul in exchange for rugged good looks and a mind boggling fighting ability. However Satan underestimated the resourcefulness of Norris. Using his new found fighing ability Norris roundhouse kicked satan in the Jaw and retrieved his soul. But Lucifer can’t stay mad at Norris…no one can.
Throughout the book’s pages people are shown how the corporations have influenced their lives and have controlled how they view the world and other people. However although some people realize this they still refuse to stop it because they feel they can do nothing to stop the media. However one armed with the information found in Zengotita’s book has a distinct advantage in stopping the propagation of the corporations in the world today.
¶ 4:53:00 PM 0 Comments
In the non-fiction work, Mediated by Thomas De Zengotita the wool is pulled off of our eyes and we are shown how the media has shaped our lives. I found the book to be very informative and eye-opening on the subject of how the media shapes our world and the way we live in it. I cannot think of another non-fiction book which has such a well thought-out message. The book has a very positive message concerning the effects of the media on the way we live our lives.
In the intorduction to the book we are shown how Thomas De Zengotita reacted when John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the president at that time, was shot from a book repository in Dallas, Texas. Zengotita explains that he was relatively expressionless when compared to the other people in the room. The other people in the room where dance students and others who were reacting to the assasination very extremely, but hell, dance students. You know what I mean? Fuckers seem like extreme bitches by today’s standards.
In the beginning of the book Zengotita asks us what we would do in a certain situation without any media to help us. This section is called Recalling the Real. In this section we are asked to try to remember what is real in the world and is not controlled by what the media forces us to perceive things as. I liked this section because it was fun and was happy to my palette. I ate this page for two reasons. One I was damn hungry, and two, hey, who else can say they ate that page of that book.
Following this Zengotita entitles the chapter “Surfing the Opinions” which asks the reader what he or she watches on their home television that does not show an opinion to them. I know form personal experience that this is very true. Our perception of beauty is controlled by what we see on the television. Some people may say Mother Theresa was a beautiful person but not one person would enjoy taking her home to her parents because of her looks. Sure she was a good person but I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick. At least not in her present state, dead. How every I did find this section of the book to be very informative of how to extricate yourself from the media fat cats who don‘t finish their plankton.
Zengotita addresses how people refuse to believe these tales in the section entitled “In Denial.” Zengotita Shows us how we refuse to believe that we are subject to denying that we are under any media control which was highlighted earlier in the text. People refuse to believe this because mainly they’re gay but other than that they like to think that they have complete control over their thoughts and actions, but they were bought and sold decades ago, the shit they shuffle around now… pffft *makes jerking off motion with hand. Zengotita also has about 10 different definitions for real which I really don’t have any time for because I’m a busy man I got bitches to do.
In the next section the author introduces “The Blob” which is not the 1950’s movie which was remade in the late 80’s early 90’s no sir. This blob refers to the media and all the opinion it has formed for us throughout our lives. We are controlled by the blob, (that is to say, all of us except lord Zengotita, who sits on his tower and pisses on society.) because the blob forms our opinions and tells the populous how to behave we are subject to this creation that Zengotita pulled out of his ass.
The next section is entitled “The Hard Part. I was fooled into believing this was about erect penises, I couldn’t have been more wrong. “The Hard Part” is about absorbing the other lessons presented in the introduction to the book and coming to terms with them. Zengotita encourages people to realize that their lives have been controlled by the media and with their new knowledge they can see how our lives have been dictated by the media.
This is where Zengotita begins the second chapter of the book, entitled “Chapter two.” This chapter in broadest terms is is about how we as a society are hopelessly devoted to children and will do anything for them, especially Ed Glenbockie who tries to have sex with pre-teens preeeee-teeeens. We are shown many big words in this chapter and some of the sections are “a collective memoir,” and “Ironic Parenting.” this chapter is highly concerned with the was we treat children and how the blob has affected the children.
The first section of this chapter is titled “a collective memoir.” This chapter reflects on Zengotitas life as a child in 1950’s America and how it has shaped him as an adult. This chapter also relates the lives of people that are contemporaries of Zengotita to the author. He relates the similar experiences that they have all had like being wholesome and liking stuff from the 50’s like bicycles and comic books and getting crunk.
Following that section there is a section called “Ironic Parenting.” ironically This section focuses on the irony of parenting ironically and how ironic parenting perpetuates ironic irony in parents. Several reasons are cited as reasons why irony has entered into parenting and how this can be overcome. People in the 50’s began the trend toward idolizing children and now it is being followed up on by the people of today. Richard Rorty is mentioned as a source for this section because he is a skin flute.
The next section is titled “The cult of the child.” This section is not devoted to any anarchal cult like the cult of the golden calf, of which I am the grand Cyclops wizard of the invisible empire. This chapter refers to the intense religiosity people today have over children. Today people treat children like little racecars that keep in some sort of collectable case and treat with ice cream and stickers and… Morgan Freeman
.Zengotita’s novel is very good at delving into the secret world ruled by robots and by wizards. However if the balance is lost then all Hades will be released unto the world. Without putting stringent rules on the sales of moon sapphires there is no way to limit the access to the Gate of Karrash. We all know that the is no way to completely stop the Wizards stranglehold on the sale of shares in Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice. This causes the people of Loompah Land to sell their labor to the mighty despot William Q. Wonka, the Q stands for Qunicy. Thousands of Oompah-Loompahs die at the hands of starvation, AIDS, and Vermicious Canids. “These atrocities can not be overlooked, we must put a stop to Wonka’s misdirection and lies” said Attorney General John Ashcroft. “The world has, for too long, turned a blind eye to Wonka’s malevolence.” Said Bill Brasky. Along with Oompah-Loompahs Wonka has also ended the lives several Robots, Eskimos, and Pirates because they refused to work in his labor shops. Wonka spoke out against the allegations directed toward him saying “I am in no way shape or form a despot, White Power!” However one area resident claims “I hear the little boys or whatever they are getting burned alive up in that tower over there, then this smoke comes out of it like it’s a barbecue or something I don’t know if I had those little boys I keep them, you know, touch them or something.” However this brings about an even greater issue, the problem of Oompah-Loompah’s being sold into the Cambodian sex market. “The people of Cambodia love them some fine Oompah-Loompah” Said sole soul member of the Bush Administration, Sonny D-Money. Several members of the asain islands shun the perpetuation of the molestation and rape of the innocent orange-faced, green-haired, singing, things. And a Union is beginning to form to put a stop to the introduction of the victims to the hostile situations. A stop would cause a fissure to develop. You looking’ for a seismic event? well you’re dancing on the fault line. I have seven children what do you want from me ethel. Ethel merman, wow. I’m so exicted, and I just can’t hide it came from beneath the sink. We are the bears shuffling through, shuffling’ on down, doin it for you. Hey you yeah you what’s on you plate? Pasta Fazzoul? More like pasta for fools. Where is it, there, where? No I saw it under the sink no not that sink, it’s right here and I need to see what I need to see, so leave it go. Do you see what I see? Not a star, it’s a big elephant ass, look at it, all wrinkly.
Chuck Norris could probably kick Andre the giant’s ass. Let’s look at the facts here Andre: Sure he’s like a thousand feet tall and eats 2-3 babies to sustain his strength (you thought he was dead, however he must hide away until he can find a way to conceal the rage within him). Norris on the other hand is the most influential person to ever walk this earth. He has killed more neo-communists and terrorists than the United States Government could ever dream of. In possibly Norris’ greatest work he pairs up with Lee Marvin for Delta Force. In this movie Norris’ single-handedly destroys an entire terrorist cell for the fun of it. Norris’ academic record is spotless, of course living for 6,000 years has helped this. As you my of may not recall Charles Norris was also known as King Charles the I. Many people inquire as to how Chuck Norris got the rugged good looks he possesses. The answer is simple, back when the Earth was young Charles Norris met with Lucifer to discuss the future of the planet. Now of course at this time Norris was but a pupa and so he sold to Beelzebub his soul in exchange for rugged good looks and a mind boggling fighting ability. However Satan underestimated the resourcefulness of Norris. Using his new found fighing ability Norris roundhouse kicked satan in the Jaw and retrieved his soul. But Lucifer can’t stay mad at Norris…no one can.
Throughout the book’s pages people are shown how the corporations have influenced their lives and have controlled how they view the world and other people. However although some people realize this they still refuse to stop it because they feel they can do nothing to stop the media. However one armed with the information found in Zengotita’s book has a distinct advantage in stopping the propagation of the corporations in the world today.
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16.4.07
Immature Love and Rejection
So I was doing some thinking in IH class today, and with recent events that I've seen transpire I think I've garnered enough empirical evidence to declare a theory on how infatuation and rejection are born and die in the immature mind. Follow me on this one:
You're in HS, or in College with a HS attitude, and you're rejected; Be it Cheating or flat out denial, I think my theories still apply.
You like someone, anyone (This may be unintentionally only applicable to Men, but I'm kind of biased) But you're not getting much of a response, What do you do? Depends on how much confidence you have. If you're overconfident, which would also means you think you're the greatest person you know You'll go hard, and probably fail. But in failing you'll destroy your entire perception of reality, because you only have faith in yourself through your own greatness, and if you fail at something, you will have contradicted your own belief system which will spiral you downward, until you get out, which I'll touch on later.
But is it necessary to fail once to learn this? Yes. Not failing once is like having a thermometer without the numbers, you'll have feelings, but no idea how they rank in the grand scheme of things.
so those who've not failed yet, or, and this is a big or, have succeeded and failed many, many times will have a skewed view of how things work, The former because of lack of experience, the latter because they have memories to cloud their reality, in that they can lie to themselves and say they've succeeded so many more times than they've failed (which may or may not be true) they're actually denying that they've learned this lesson, because it is a hard lesson to accept,the lesson that you're not extremely amazing and getting any.
But back to confidence, I've covered over confidence, but what about under confidence. strangely, this is the safest bet, but you'll lead as depressing life. If you don't have confidence in yourself, there's little chance you'll even find out if someone likes you, because you wont be able to ask. Although, if you do find out the person doesn't like you, you really don't have too much to deal with, because you don't expect much out of yourself anyway. But I'm putting the cart before the horse a little bit...
Previously I spoke about valuing yourself through your own perception of greatness. Looking at it cold and rationally, you can boil down any lack of confidence to the loss somehow of the vehicle you value yourself through. This isn't just people, but for example, imagine you can only value yourself through someone you like, as in, you're only happy when that person shows some semblance of affection toward you, and you turn that into much more than it actually is because you want to be right about it all so much that you're willing to lie to yourself for a little bit of time with confidence. (Inject personal opinion much). I digress, you're valuing yourself through someone else, for those who need it i'll explain how this happens...
You like someone, and you're getting what you interpret to be return signals (the same signals from the previous paragraph). You become confident in what you might deny is yourself (you would only deny this because you think self-confidence is wrong...but give it up... you love yourself). But the person you're really deriving your confidence from is the person you like, because you've allowed them to control your hierarchy of needs, in that they've provided affection, and the possibility of more affection to come. You know you love to feel loved, so now you're going to do whatever it takes to get more affection... congratulations, you've let someone else control your own life.
This is all applicable to things as well, things like a team you're on, a project you have to do, anything like that, though in my own opinion, you'd have to be pretty emotionally unstable to value yourself through something so inconsequential as a team, mainly because you can't control what's happening, but i have seen this scenario played out.
Allright, I'm losing focus, and I need coffee, let me know if you think something needs to be added or i have something wrong, because I'd like to get this right, not that it has much value to me anymore, but I enjoy passing on what I've learned thus far. ¶ 1:52:00 PM 0 Comments
You're in HS, or in College with a HS attitude, and you're rejected; Be it Cheating or flat out denial, I think my theories still apply.
You like someone, anyone (This may be unintentionally only applicable to Men, but I'm kind of biased) But you're not getting much of a response, What do you do? Depends on how much confidence you have. If you're overconfident, which would also means you think you're the greatest person you know You'll go hard, and probably fail. But in failing you'll destroy your entire perception of reality, because you only have faith in yourself through your own greatness, and if you fail at something, you will have contradicted your own belief system which will spiral you downward, until you get out, which I'll touch on later.
But is it necessary to fail once to learn this? Yes. Not failing once is like having a thermometer without the numbers, you'll have feelings, but no idea how they rank in the grand scheme of things.
so those who've not failed yet, or, and this is a big or, have succeeded and failed many, many times will have a skewed view of how things work, The former because of lack of experience, the latter because they have memories to cloud their reality, in that they can lie to themselves and say they've succeeded so many more times than they've failed (which may or may not be true) they're actually denying that they've learned this lesson, because it is a hard lesson to accept,the lesson that you're not extremely amazing and getting any.
But back to confidence, I've covered over confidence, but what about under confidence. strangely, this is the safest bet, but you'll lead as depressing life. If you don't have confidence in yourself, there's little chance you'll even find out if someone likes you, because you wont be able to ask. Although, if you do find out the person doesn't like you, you really don't have too much to deal with, because you don't expect much out of yourself anyway. But I'm putting the cart before the horse a little bit...
Previously I spoke about valuing yourself through your own perception of greatness. Looking at it cold and rationally, you can boil down any lack of confidence to the loss somehow of the vehicle you value yourself through. This isn't just people, but for example, imagine you can only value yourself through someone you like, as in, you're only happy when that person shows some semblance of affection toward you, and you turn that into much more than it actually is because you want to be right about it all so much that you're willing to lie to yourself for a little bit of time with confidence. (Inject personal opinion much). I digress, you're valuing yourself through someone else, for those who need it i'll explain how this happens...
You like someone, and you're getting what you interpret to be return signals (the same signals from the previous paragraph). You become confident in what you might deny is yourself (you would only deny this because you think self-confidence is wrong...but give it up... you love yourself). But the person you're really deriving your confidence from is the person you like, because you've allowed them to control your hierarchy of needs, in that they've provided affection, and the possibility of more affection to come. You know you love to feel loved, so now you're going to do whatever it takes to get more affection... congratulations, you've let someone else control your own life.
This is all applicable to things as well, things like a team you're on, a project you have to do, anything like that, though in my own opinion, you'd have to be pretty emotionally unstable to value yourself through something so inconsequential as a team, mainly because you can't control what's happening, but i have seen this scenario played out.
Allright, I'm losing focus, and I need coffee, let me know if you think something needs to be added or i have something wrong, because I'd like to get this right, not that it has much value to me anymore, but I enjoy passing on what I've learned thus far. ¶ 1:52:00 PM 0 Comments
Weee
I am having the best morning of my life. I don't even know why. I drank coffee and listened to The Age of Aquarius and that "I Love you Baby" song over and over and I danced all around my apartment. The best part is that I now have them in my head, so I am spinning around in my TECH center chair and bouncing up and down. There are some creepy ma'fuckrs here and it's awesome. I seriously feel so GOOD. Something awful will have to happen today to screw it up, but i doubt anything can get me off of my high whores. This slut 2 seats away is babbling like a cunt about acorns or some shit. She thinks this shit is humorous. "Coconuts" she said. She just said "too" but it sounded like "tew" I hate her, but I feel so GOOD. I want to meet Don Imus. Can you imagine if he was a mafia Don, then he wouldn't have much to worry about a job. Go Ballzz Deep. Did you know that the most bad ass thing ever said was not said by Bruce Campbell, on the contrary, it was "Rowdy" Roddy Piper who said: "i came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of Bubble Gum." I plan on affixing that to everything I say for the rest of my life. For instance: "I came here to get an auto-loan, and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum" and "I came here for a Cleavland Steamer and to chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of Bubblegum." and finally "Get money Fuck Bitches...." and then something about bubblegum. Two bad broads just came in and are sitting across from me. One just chuckled. What a Twat. They might be speaking another language, yes, they definitely are. It sounds like french. I should say "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir" because I'm a gangster. OK I really have to go to Greek History now. I am seriously digging life right now. The birds are birding, the frogs are frogging and I'm kicking ass.
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11.4.07
Imus Debate, The real important info
Jesse Jackson may be a Gay Pirate. I have unconfirmed reports that this picture of him holding a Rainbow poster, and sporting a very pirate-y look on his face.
Also, Don Imus is too fucked up on whiskey and cheap women (Like any good cowboy should be) to remember his children's names. He does not care about or recollect anything from the previous week. I think we should all be a little more like Don Imus and less like whoever we are. He was obviously trying to be like a rapper, if you heard him say "nappy headed hos" you'd know that. I give this whole thing about 3 more days, I know I never cared, so the transition was easy for me. I think Imus should bring Kramer on his show so they can talk about how ridiculous this all is. If Jackson and Sharpton really cared about anything besides making black people hate white people then they'd commit suicide, because those kind of people make me fucking sick and they're the cause of all the racial tension in America.
"But Don Imus called them ho's you say" Well, is there anything new about black women being called hos on the radio? Why don't they do something about it. I won't fight back. Go ahead call me a honky and tell me I can't dance, ask why my clothes fit me. The only problem I have with anyone is that they care too much. Has Imus rolled back years of progress? No. All he's done is say something that he probably shouldn't have said. If you're white, or had a sense of Irony about an old white man in a cowboy hat quoting lyrics from a rap song then you would have found it funny too. I say we all say whatever we want about whomever we want, it'll make things easier, people will know who they're pissing off and change, if they don't, they who cares.
The point is, Imus only did what Rappers have been doing since the 90's, he debased women, it's an all or nothing thing, all objectification gone or as much of it as you can handle, and some you can't. 13 more days. ¶ 8:07:00 AM 0 Comments
Jesse Jackson may be a Gay Pirate. I have unconfirmed reports that this picture of him holding a Rainbow poster, and sporting a very pirate-y look on his face.
Also, Don Imus is too fucked up on whiskey and cheap women (Like any good cowboy should be) to remember his children's names. He does not care about or recollect anything from the previous week. I think we should all be a little more like Don Imus and less like whoever we are. He was obviously trying to be like a rapper, if you heard him say "nappy headed hos" you'd know that. I give this whole thing about 3 more days, I know I never cared, so the transition was easy for me. I think Imus should bring Kramer on his show so they can talk about how ridiculous this all is. If Jackson and Sharpton really cared about anything besides making black people hate white people then they'd commit suicide, because those kind of people make me fucking sick and they're the cause of all the racial tension in America.
"But Don Imus called them ho's you say" Well, is there anything new about black women being called hos on the radio? Why don't they do something about it. I won't fight back. Go ahead call me a honky and tell me I can't dance, ask why my clothes fit me. The only problem I have with anyone is that they care too much. Has Imus rolled back years of progress? No. All he's done is say something that he probably shouldn't have said. If you're white, or had a sense of Irony about an old white man in a cowboy hat quoting lyrics from a rap song then you would have found it funny too. I say we all say whatever we want about whomever we want, it'll make things easier, people will know who they're pissing off and change, if they don't, they who cares.
The point is, Imus only did what Rappers have been doing since the 90's, he debased women, it's an all or nothing thing, all objectification gone or as much of it as you can handle, and some you can't. 13 more days. ¶ 8:07:00 AM 0 Comments
