Weee I am having the best morning of my life. I don't even know why. I drank coffee and listened to The Age of Aquarius and that "I Love you Baby" song over and over and I danced all around my apartment. The best part is that I now have them in my head, so I am spinning around in my TECH center chair and bouncing up and down. There are some creepy ma'fuckrs here and it's awesome. I seriously feel so GOOD. Something awful will have to happen today to screw it up, but i doubt anything can get me off of my high whores. This slut 2 seats away is babbling like a cunt about acorns or some shit. She thinks this shit is humorous. "Coconuts" she said. She just said "too" but it sounded like "tew" I hate her, but I feel so GOOD. I want to meet Don Imus. Can you imagine if he was a mafia Don, then he wouldn't have much to worry about a job. Go Ballzz Deep. Did you know that the most bad ass thing ever said was not said by Bruce Campbell, on the contrary, it was "Rowdy" Roddy Piper who said: "i came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of Bubble Gum." I plan on affixing that to everything I say for the rest of my life. For instance: "I came here to get an auto-loan, and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum" and "I came here for a Cleavland Steamer and to chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of Bubblegum." and finally "Get money Fuck Bitches...." and then something about bubblegum. Two bad broads just came in and are sitting across from me. One just chuckled. What a Twat. They might be speaking another language, yes, they definitely are. It sounds like french. I should say "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir" because I'm a gangster. OK I really have to go to Greek History now. I am seriously digging life right now. The birds are birding, the frogs are frogging and I'm kicking ass.

TTYL Y'ALL  ¶ 10:05:00 AM