It's was smart because I love women. Follow me on this one...



I love women-

Women (save dykes) love chocolate and dick-

I have a dick-

I love sandwiches-

People love babies-

Women love babies-

Babies make you happy-

Dick provides babies-

Women love my dick-

I love sandwiches-

Women want babies-

Women want dick-

Women want me-

I want sandwiches

Women want me to have sandwiches-

Women love making sandwiches--------Because women love babies.



Ergo... If women want to be happy they need to make me sandwiches, what about that is so hard to understand?







ZOMG!!1 sANDWICHES









 OMG METH sANDWICHES!!











ZWHAT!?! NEIN sANDWICHES?









DOUBLE MEAT 99 CENTS

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