There I was all alone laying in some bushes, minding my own business, when this hot young slut comes up to the Lion statue and passes the fuck out. This, for me, is not unusual, so I walk up to her and I say "I will take you or you can give me that shit willingly." That ol' slut just laid there the fuck passed out so I walked up, sat down, and tore up that hot puss. Finished that slut off with a hot Carl and just as i finished, I looked up and who do I see but my old buddy JoPa smiling down from his saddle seat on the lion. That ol' fuck says to me "you did good kid," and threw me a stogie. I took it, turned around, lit it up and relaxed. I looked back to him and right then, I was in the game! It was the 4th quarter on our own 1 with the score 0-0 and I looked over to JoPa and he gave me that old son of a bitch smile of his and nodded, I knew what to do. I called an up the gut run. I snapped that ball and changed my mind to a hail mary. I had my good buddy Joe Krazachank runnin' up the middle and threw that damn ball as hard as i could, struck Joey in the skull, killed him instantly. I looked over to my old buddy and he gave me a smile, then threw me a fat stogie and we blazed right through the press conference, the murder hearing, the trip to Mexico, and all of my finals. Fuckin' good times man.

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